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* Got a cool bobcat as a house pet.

* Password - Ihatethisapartment

* I am leaving behind a bunch of unnecessary baggage and taking with me a handful of wisdom.

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* Looking for a roommate and/or wife. Must be a coffee maker.

* Renter should be sober.

* Professional female who recently moved into the area with a jerk of a boyfriend. Of course, mother was


right.

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* Renter must keep the bathroom and kitchen spotless.

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* Lights out at 11:30.

* It can be anything except for a card board box.

* If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me.

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